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RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - handsomeSOB - 01-01-2013 20:26
i'm telling you now, it's your place, the wife and kids are at mine
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 01-01-2013 20:34
"Is it cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - handsomeSOB - 02-01-2013 00:44
Get your coat love, it's cold in the back of my van.
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 02-01-2013 14:01
"I wish you were a door so i could bang you all day long."
"Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Cheesy Grin - 02-01-2013 17:41
Hi, I’m Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - handsomeSOB - 02-01-2013 17:56
oi! you! fuck me!
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 02-01-2013 21:04
"If you were a lolly, i'd be licking you all night."
"You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away"
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Cheesy Grin - 03-01-2013 14:57
Whats your favourite colour/flavour condom?
You're in luck I have one of those in my wallet.
I may not be the best looking bloke here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm going to call you 'spanner' , cause whenever I see you my nuts go tight.
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 03-01-2013 20:43
"Is your name Gillette? because you're certainly the best a man can get."
"Do you work for the postal service? I could have sworn i saw you checking out my package."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 05-01-2013 13:27
"Is that a keg in your pants? Cos i'd love to tap that arse!"
"Nice legs - what time do they open?"