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RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 11-01-2013 13:16
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i sure can make your bed rock"
"You're like a championship bass. I don't know if i should mount you or eat you."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 30-01-2013 12:44
"Hi, i'm a love machine. Wanna strap yourself to my engine?"
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel right there and i'll throw you my meat."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Newport Bob - 01-02-2013 06:32
Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 20-02-2013 12:51
"I so want to kiss you passionately on the lips! Then move up to your belly button."
"I've just recieved Government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - SOCATOA - 20-02-2013 13:09
I once heard a guy say to a babe, "do you wet your hair in the morning?" she looked puzzled, then said "no", the guy then said "Oh you must piss through a straw then" and walked off. Hardly a chat up line but the look on her face was priceless
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 23-02-2013 20:50
"Baby, you're so fine, i want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast."
"I've got the hot dog and you've got the buns."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 25-02-2013 13:22
"Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"I'm an organ donor, and i have an organ you might need."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 10-03-2013 17:25
"If i tossed a coin, what's the chance of me getting head?"
Rose's are red, Lemon's are sour, open your legs and give me an hour."
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Snooks - 10-03-2013 18:33
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have walk past you again?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Dear oh dear get the sick bucket out
.Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?
.Doh
They get worse.If I had 11 roses and you I would have a dozen.
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 18-03-2013 13:17
"You're good at maths right? Is 69 a perfect square?"
"I love every bone in your body - especially mine."