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RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 20-03-2013 21:02

"Wanna come back to my place? My couch pulls out, but I don't"

"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore... my face should be among them."


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 06-06-2013 23:01

"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed-Thrasher, have you seen one?"

"Are you religious, because I'm the answer to your prayers."


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Cheesy Grin - 06-06-2013 23:13

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RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - ste-boro - 18-06-2013 19:30

I heard this one used a few times: You're like a snowflake because you're beautiful, unique and with one touch you'll be wet


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Snooks - 19-06-2013 00:11

If you are going to regret this in the morning we can always stay in bed until the afternoon Rolleyes.


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 01-08-2013 19:43

"Is your name Daisy?, because I have this incredible urge to plant you right here"

"I've just moved you to the top of my "To Do" list."


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - cwpussylover - 01-08-2013 20:11

can i fist yer????Important


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - 4evadionne - 17-08-2013 21:08

"Were you brought up on a farm, because you certainly know how to raise a cock."

"Is your dad a baker, because you've got some delicious buns."


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Snooks - 17-08-2013 21:12

You are like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life RolleyesRolleyesRolleyesbladewave.


RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - bytor - 07-09-2013 16:20

My Dick has just died. Could I bury it in your vagina?