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RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - The Goatman - 19-06-2020 12:01
One that i always like to use use is
Get in the van ive got a knife.....works a treat
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - The Goatman - 19-06-2020 13:17
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ? It did me my knees are fucked
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Chrisst - 19-06-2020 14:27
i was at a gig a year or more ago in a pub in the next town.
As usual the place was half empty and the split was about 90% blokes, only one woman was presentable, mid 30's and of dusky complexion. She was minding her own business dancing a bit with another woman.
I wasn't far from her when a man of around the same age, with the physique of a wrestler caught her eye and tried what I assume was his number one line.
''You're a nice little bitch, ain't yer.....''
Just as he started speaking the music stopped so I couldn't help but hear him although I can't now remember the rest of what he said.
I don't know, perhaps in the throws of passion maybe there's some woman who might fall at a guys feet hearing that. My apologies guys if the reader is now reconsidering what was hitherto his best line.
I'll never know what she really thought of the guy but I did admire that she quietly and cooley spoke to him and the wrestler seemed to visably shrink.
He left a few minutes later.
RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - Skyline - 04-07-2020 13:23
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RE: Worst & Best Chat up Lines - billyboy1963 - 04-07-2020 16:33
Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long