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Homerisms - Better Than that Greek Stuff - Captain Vimes - 19-01-2012 21:41
![[Image: Homer-Simpson.jpg]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AuetCIukYEg/TWUy372WAPI/AAAAAAAAmGY/KetPj0lJI-E/s1600/Homer-Simpson.jpg)
Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels.
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - Captain Vimes - 19-01-2012 21:47
![[Image: Alligator.jpg]](http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Alligator.jpg)
A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - Captain Vimes - 19-01-2012 21:56
![[Image: sample.jpg]](http://www.republicofcode.com/tutorials/photoshop/homer/sample.jpg)
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - cityboy76 - 20-01-2012 01:24
![[Image: image-7A70_4F18C114.jpg]](https://www.tvgirlsgallery.co.uk/image-7A70_4F18C114.jpg)
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - SeanTheDon - 20-01-2012 09:54
![[Image: homer-simpson-beer-cheers.jpg]](http://kinialohaguy.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/homer-simpson-beer-cheers.jpg)
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - Money_Shot - 20-01-2012 14:23
![[Image: Negresco_3in1_Instant_Coffee_Mix.jpg]](http://www.manufacturer.com/cimages/product/www.alibaba.com/0301/q/Negresco_3in1_Instant_Coffee_Mix.jpg)
"If they can kill the Kennedys why can't they make an instant coffee that tastes good?"
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - Money_Shot - 20-01-2012 14:27
![[Image: a34_homer3.gif]](http://www.2spare.com/_media/imgs/articles/a34_homer3.gif)
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - Stillroom Rock - 20-01-2012 15:54
"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
RE: Homerisms Better Than that Greek Stuff - mr williams - 20-01-2012 16:02
(upon Lisa telling him that she's invented a perpetual motion machine)
"In this house, young lady, we obey the laws of Newtonian Physics!"
RE: Homerisms - Better Than that Greek Stuff - skully - 20-01-2012 18:14
''Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.''
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''All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.''