amazing

ive just discovered that if you put a fork up your bum when you are drunk you will wake up far earlier than if you didnt.

works with whisks as well

(and with more alliteration)

I tried it with a chicken, but I just woke up to a alarmed cock!

stick a peanut in your arse just before you need a shit,it,ll come out a treat

sorry the joke may have been a raison.god imgetting old and forgetful

or you could try an owl up the anus...that would be a hoot

or a spark plug....that would be champion

if i gay man takes viagra does he get a hard on or a wide on?....

thanks 4 the education, i'l bare that in mind next time i come home bladdered 4m a nite out and have work early the next morning lol

Stick the doorbell up your ass, that should give you a buzz