Worst & Best Chat up Lines

I would so love to wear you ass as a hat!!!

"I think i could fall madly in bed with you."

"What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder."

"Do you believe in love at love first sight?" Or should I walk past again?"

hiya ... my name is pogo ... do you fancy jumpin on my stick

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?

"I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."

"The word of the day is Legs!. Lets go back to my place and spread the word."

As long as I have a face-you'll always have somewhere to sit.

My name is The Truth.
Remember that,you'll be screaming it later

"Would you like gin and platonic, or would you prefer scotch and sofa"

"I'd buy you a drink, but i'd be jealous of the straw."

I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.