Worst & Best Chat up Lines

One that i always like to use use is

Get in the van ive got a knife.....works a treat

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ? It did me my knees are fucked

i was at a gig a year or more ago in a pub in the next town.
As usual the place was half empty and the split was about 90% blokes, only one woman was presentable, mid 30's and of dusky complexion. She was minding her own business dancing a bit with another woman.

I wasn't far from her when a man of around the same age, with the physique of a wrestler caught her eye and tried what I assume was his number one line.

''You're a nice little bitch, ain't yer.....''

Just as he started speaking the music stopped so I couldn't help but hear him although I can't now remember the rest of what he said.
I don't know, perhaps in the throws of passion maybe there's some woman who might fall at a guys feet hearing that. My apologies guys if the reader is now reconsidering what was hitherto his best line.

I'll never know what she really thought of the guy but I did admire that she quietly and cooley spoke to him and the wrestler seemed to visably shrink.
He left a few minutes later.

Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long