Worst & Best Chat up Lines

"Wanna come back to my place? My couch pulls out, but I don't"

"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore... my face should be among them."

"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed-Thrasher, have you seen one?"

"Are you religious, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

I heard this one used a few times: You're like a snowflake because you're beautiful, unique and with one touch you'll be wet

If you are going to regret this in the morning we can always stay in bed until the afternoon .

"Is your name Daisy?, because I have this incredible urge to plant you right here"

"I've just moved you to the top of my "To Do" list."

can i fist yer????

"Were you brought up on a farm, because you certainly know how to raise a cock."

"Is your dad a baker, because you've got some delicious buns."

You are like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life .

My Dick has just died. Could I bury it in your vagina?