Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

Phrase: Over on channel (???) we have (insert girls name here) and she is Totally Naked Guys......

Translation: She is actually wrapped in a blanket and if you're lucky you might get a flash of ankle...

(29-09-2010 11:00 )speedybert Wrote:  PHRASE:"Only a couple of minutes left of the shows guys,my line is free give me a call"
TRANSLATION:"OK there's 3 minutes until 5:30 .You're gonna have to listen to 1.30 minutes of pre-recorded crap,then if you're lucky i might pick up the phone.Once we get to 5.30 though I ain't hanging around.Next time set fire to a tenner it's probably cheaper

Unless it's Caty Cole

Some of my fave calls with her were on the old Sex Station channel - and the show had stopped airing before the call connected and she stayed on to chat

(04-10-2010 02:13 )Sooky™ Wrote:  

(29-09-2010 11:00 )speedybert Wrote:  PHRASE:"Only a couple of minutes left of the shows guys,my line is free give me a call"
TRANSLATION:"OK there's 3 minutes until 5:30 .You're gonna have to listen to 1.30 minutes of pre-recorded crap,then if you're lucky i might pick up the phone.Once we get to 5.30 though I ain't hanging around.Next time set fire to a tenner it's probably cheaper

Unless it's Caty Cole

Some of my fave calls with her were on the old Sex Station channel - and the show had stopped airing before the call connected and she stayed on to chat

I think she gave you special treatment though Sooks

(04-10-2010 02:13 )Sooky™ Wrote:  

(29-09-2010 11:00 )speedybert Wrote:  PHRASE:"Only a couple of minutes left of the shows guys,my line is free give me a call"
TRANSLATION:"OK there's 3 minutes until 5:30 .You're gonna have to listen to 1.30 minutes of pre-recorded crap,then if you're lucky i might pick up the phone.Once we get to 5.30 though I ain't hanging around.Next time set fire to a tenner it's probably cheaper

Unless it's Caty Cole

Some of my fave calls with her were on the old Sex Station channel - and the show had stopped airing before the call connected and she stayed on to chat

You havent really got the hang of this thread, have you

Phrase - "Hi guys my phone is free right now and i'm going for a break soon so give me a call"

Translation "Unless of course you're that freak off the Babeshow Forum who keeps professing undying love for me yet always has an excuse NOT to call me".

Phrase - Hi guys my phone is free right now so why not call me

Translation 1 - Its not as if youre paying if youre a night security guard ringing from the company switchboard

Translation 2 - For Gods sake ring otherwise I have to talk to the looney director. I swaer he'll dress up as Hitler one day

Translation 3 - Please ring before I get another direct sales call. I had a double glazing salesman on the line for an hour yesterday and wanted vallium after. The day before it was some 17 year old girl on work experience selling timeshares, embarrased as hell, and neither of us was allowed to hang up. She rings me and I end up asking her what shes wearing. Is that right?

(04-10-2010 21:13 )eccles Wrote:  

(04-10-2010 02:13 )Sooky™ Wrote:  See above

You havent really got the hang of this thread, have you

If I haven't - then I'm not alone

http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.ph...#pid625984

(05-10-2010 04:12 )Sooky™ Wrote:  

(04-10-2010 21:13 )eccles Wrote:  

(04-10-2010 02:13 )Sooky™ Wrote:  See above

You havent really got the hang of this thread, have you

If I haven't - then I'm not alone

http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.ph...#pid625984

Are we ever truly alone? Or do aliens watch us from our phones? (Cue X Factor music)

(Sorry, that should have been X-Files. The Cowell would be just too scary.)

(on-screen message - Chat Girls TV) Demi will be back very soon

Translation: PLEEEEASE don't change channels!!! Pleeease? Don't, no don't...it's Thursday night - you might spot what's happening on Bang Babes... Oh bollocks!

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

Phrase - "Call me now guys. I feel like getting drunk and you might not see me again..."

Translation - "Please please please please call. We're desperately trying to avoid bankruptcy and there's not a chance in hell of me getting on any of the other channels with my history"